LIVING ROBOTS
Culinary.Art.Student

erindarko:

I have just ordered this mane hat for my cat and I have absolutely no regrets.

OmfG! I so want this for my cat. I’ll finally have a mini pet lion.

(via bitterblonde)

i think that everyone has scars

maybe not on their wrists or their inner thighs or on their knees

but

on their hearts, souls, and between the cracks and crevices of the little universes they’ve created inside of themselves

(Source: unwantedspeculations, via bitterblonde)

me:looks at pet sleeping
pet:
me:
pet:
me:
pet:
me:
pet:breathes
me:oh thank god i thought you died
Straight Boys:Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
Lesbians:Why are all the hot girls straight?
Straight Girls:Why are all the hot guys gay?
Gay Guys:Why are all the hot guys straight?
Bisexual People:WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
Pansexual People:everyone is hot what do I do
Asexual People:what